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Art is a language... Too bad I'm horrible at conversation.

Wes @Hoboweasel

26, Male

Eating vegetables


Hell in a handbasket

Joined on 2/1/09

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Salutations. As it so appears, I've gone and submitted a sketch to the NG emoticon collab; well, technically I worked on it to the point where I'd refer to it as a finished 'piece', but that is still just a technicality. Spags is quite the collab organizer (he's a bit harsh at times, but he definitely gets the job done by being so). I await to see his demented amalgam with bated breath (not really, because that would be unhealthy for my lungs, and I doubt my sleep deprived body could manage that; which is strange, now that I think of it: I can run approximately 5 miles in 45 minutes and I don't really get winded, but when I lose sleep I can't even breathe). Regardless, I hope everyone is doing swimmingly; I know I am (or I soon shall be, once I attach this ballast to my ankle and toss it in the lagoon). I really appreciate all of your support, and getting "Best Art of The Year" for me was really heartwarming (I don't know where this metaphor came about but it reeks of the ashes of festering cremation). Throughout the years it's been the small (actually quite big) things like these that have re-instilled hope in my pathetic little existence (particularly in my artistic endeavors, which I often find futile and painfully enjoyable). I would like to take this opportunity to thank you all; so thank you, everyone on Newgrounds, for your kindness and consideration.

Oopsie. Almost forgot that drawing I was blathering about. I don't know how the background really came about, but I'm glad it did (otherwise this would have ended up like my other unfinished pieces of shi- I mean art). My initial sketch had this dude just randomly pointing--as if to infer of something; it wasn't really going where I wanted it to so I just started fu- fumbling around with watercolors and this is what I got: [link]

Here's what my notebook looked like for college algebra:

Update (The First of May, 2012)

Latest Shared Creations

A Wolf at the Door

Added to pumpkins for Carve n' Share Feb 22, 2012.

A W0lf at the D00r

Added to pumpkins for Carve n' Share Feb 22, 2012.


Added to pumpkins for Carve n' Share Oct 20, 2010.

Mr. Sniffles

Added to pumpkins for Carve n' Share Oct 20, 2010.


Added to pumpkins for Carve n' Share Oct 20, 2010.

Evil Mole

Added to levels for Time Fcuk Jun 15, 2010.

Recent Game Medals

11,410 Points

Bully to Toads 5 Points

Defeat the Armored King Toad

It's dangerous to go alone! 5 Points

Obtain the wooden bat

All Easter eggs found 10 Points

Find all the easter eggs.

Perfect Defense 25 Points

While stopped during a task, don't let a single zombie reach your vehicle's hood

Gun Slinger 25 Points

Weaken a hood grappling zombie with 1 weapon, then quickly switch to another weapon to finish it off with one shot

BROKE? 5 Points

Get some more rupees.

Welcome Home 5 Points

Travel back home for a while.

RUDE 5 Points

WOW! That is pretty rude.

2 In A Row 5 Points

Shoot two in a row.

Straight Shooter 5 Points

Hit your target!