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Hell in a handbasket
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Art is a language... Too bad I'm horrible at conversation.

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Level 11 Artist
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Salutations. As it so appears, I've gone and submitted a sketch to the NG emoticon collab; well, technically I worked on it to the point where I'd refer to it as a finished 'piece', but that is still just a technicality. Spags is quite the collab organizer (he's a bit harsh at times, but he definitely gets the job done by being so). I await to see his demented amalgam with bated breath (not really, because that would be unhealthy for my lungs, and I doubt my sleep deprived body could manage that; which is strange, now that I think of it: I can run approximately 5 miles in 45 minutes and I don't really get winded, but when I lose sleep I can't even breathe). Regardless, I hope everyone is doing swimmingly; I know I am (or I soon shall be, once I attach this ballast to my ankle and toss it in the lagoon). I really appreciate all of your support, and getting "Best Art of The Year" for me was really heartwarming (I don't know where this metaphor came about but it reeks of the ashes of festering cremation). Throughout the years it's been the small (actually quite big) things like these that have re-instilled hope in my pathetic little existence (particularly in my artistic endeavors, which I often find futile and painfully enjoyable). I would like to take this opportunity to thank you all; so thank you, everyone on Newgrounds, for your kindness and consideration.

Oopsie. Almost forgot that drawing I was blathering about. I don't know how the background really came about, but I'm glad it did (otherwise this would have ended up like my other unfinished pieces of shi- I mean art). My initial sketch had this dude just randomly pointing--as if to infer of something; it wasn't really going where I wanted it to so I just started fu- fumbling around with watercolors and this is what I got: [link]

Here's what my notebook looked like for college algebra:

Update (The First of May, 2012)

Latest Shared Creations

A Wolf at the Door Added to pumpkins for Carve n' Share Feb 22, 2012. Load Level
A W0lf at the D00r Added to pumpkins for Carve n' Share Feb 22, 2012. Load Level
Eye Added to pumpkins for Carve n' Share Oct 20, 2010. Load Level
Mr. Sniffles Added to pumpkins for Carve n' Share Oct 20, 2010. Load Level
moo Added to pumpkins for Carve n' Share Oct 20, 2010. Load Level
Evil Mole Added to levels for Time Fcuk Jun 15, 2010. Load Level

Recent Game Medals

Bully to Toads 5 Points Defeat the Armored King Toad Medal Stats.
It's dangerous to go alone! 5 Points Obtain the wooden bat Medal Stats.
All Easter eggs found 10 Points Find all the easter eggs. Medal Stats.
Perfect Defense 25 Points While stopped during a task, don't let a single zombie reach your vehicle's hood Medal Stats.
Gun Slinger 25 Points Weaken a hood grappling zombie with 1 weapon, then quickly switch to another weapon to finish it off with one shot Medal Stats.
BROKE? 5 Points Get some more rupees. Medal Stats.
Welcome Home 5 Points Travel back home for a while. Medal Stats.
RUDE 5 Points WOW! That is pretty rude. Medal Stats.
2 In A Row 5 Points Shoot two in a row. Medal Stats.
Straight Shooter 5 Points Hit your target! Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 736 (From 121 different games.)